"Honey, on the way to petsmart I ran into my old navy buddy Chuck, You remember, he's the one with the feather issues. Anyway, he told me of a great investment opportunity in Boca and..."

"Oh, no you didnt! You know Chuck is missing a few feathers! I'm getting sick of having to ask my folks for money everytime you go out for groceries!"

"I should have listened to my mother..."

"I guess it'll be the sofa again tonight..."