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No drinking out of the toilet while I’m using it.
No humping the cat.
I work at home so there is truly no need to get up at 6 am.  Sleep in.
There better not be more than two pairs of my underwear beneath the snow melt next spring.
No licking the cat.
Welcome guests with a dry toy. The [...]


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